tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post6976222683395009701..comments2023-06-23T05:14:32.876-05:00Comments on Bean on Parade: Things I (probably) won't name my hypothetical future childLE Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10875348216787326397noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-54518259852088448162011-04-12T14:22:20.664-05:002011-04-12T14:22:20.664-05:00@Niki You've got a point. Plus, telling peopl...@Niki You've got a point. Plus, telling people we named our child Honabett is just asking for people to point the judgy-mc-judgerson finger at us. I'm pretty sure we'll get enough of that without such a HILARIOUS pun of a nameLE Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08693073243594275991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-47375339561168575292011-04-12T14:19:20.938-05:002011-04-12T14:19:20.938-05:00I think, as long as you won't name your hypoth...I think, as long as you won't name your hypothetical daughter "Honabett," you should be fine. I would think that to see her name on her first report card listed as "Welch, Honabett" would be kinda sad...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10005592886652096028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-52428701931605647222011-04-06T15:47:17.840-05:002011-04-06T15:47:17.840-05:00Zoe Inara is a wonderful name two powerful women t...Zoe Inara is a wonderful name two powerful women to have as role models. (Not that a daughter of yours would lack for amazing female role models.) <br />...but Malcolm Simon? The kid won't know whether to be the rogueish bad boy or the quiet shy cutie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-85165914811233864042011-04-06T11:37:00.144-05:002011-04-06T11:37:00.144-05:00I briefly went through a period where my future ch...I briefly went through a period where my future children were to go through life as Phyre and Yce. They were character names that I really liked in a MUD I was playing. Thankfully, I didn't breed at that time in my life.<br /><br />Also, a unicorn with a stripper pole sounds awesome! Especially for a kid named Fancy Della-Rae.Jojonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-57865325287355460102011-04-06T10:33:24.209-05:002011-04-06T10:33:24.209-05:00@Beylit: A unicorn with a horn that converts into ...@Beylit: A unicorn with a horn that converts into a pole for baby's first steps (not the walking kind)...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04285929539028414142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-89859240462983794672011-04-06T10:29:05.942-05:002011-04-06T10:29:05.942-05:00@Beylit: I had to be talked out of the name Maeven...@Beylit: I had to be talked out of the name Maeven too. I liked it because it was like Maeve, but not. And a Maven in Yiddish is an expert, but apparently it has some hooker/madam/stripper connotations too that I was unaware of... oops.LE Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08693073243594275991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-772895201754981787.post-19866829066142572642011-04-06T08:40:21.030-05:002011-04-06T08:40:21.030-05:00See I have to spend most of my thought in naming o...See I have to spend most of my thought in naming of future hypothetical children to not letting Jessie choose. He thinks "Fancy Della-Rae" is an acceptable girls name. Fancy!! What are we breeding future hookers? Is Allen going to make us a little baby stripper pole instead of a rocking animal?Beylithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979414293606640220noreply@blogger.com